vollaire: if any of you are in love with me you should tell me now we only have a week left to live
beyoncebeytwice: special-niall-flake: regularirl: butt-inspector-kirby: beyoncebeytwice: do you ever get halfway through a movie before you realize you don’t know any of the characters’ names Dude I get halfway through a friendship without realizing I don’t know peoples’ names i go halfway through dinner without knowing my parents’ names i go halfway through my life without knowing...
zarletts: i dont understand what drives you to point a gun at a small kid and pull the trigger knowing that this kid wont ever see or experience a life further from elementary school or hug their parents ever again you’re a sick motherfucker
a dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 because you're single: priceless
kushandwizdom: Those poor innocent little children enjoying their day at school, with their whole lives ahead of them, may they rest in peace because unfortunately in this world we can’t live in peace..
dazed-delirium: are we all going to ignore the fact that today is the day we can start calling people and whispering “seven days”
nue: captainmurrca: nue: whats the point of taking math and english? were never gonna use any of that stuff in the real world. instead we should have classes that will actually be useful to us. for example, how to clean a giraffe Have fun not being able to speak English have fun Getting rejected from all the jobs u apply to because you Dont know how to clean a giraffe