deadpc:

*15 year old white girl voice* my nigga

liberaly0ungn:

al0nsy:

titytwochainz:

weareallbonkers:

mountainsofnothing:

existential-outrage: 

Couples’ alarm clock - Put the ring on your finger and it vibrates to wake you and not your partner…
Madness.

Any man who says he wouldn’t put it on his dick is a liar.


If it’s for your finger and you can put it on your dick, you don’t need a couple’s alarm clock, you probably single.

there are two types of people


Cool
wastedguns-:

Adriana Lima.

can we all just take a moment to stop and stare at this picture of kristen stewart rolling a joint at the dinner table

genies:

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

ectoboobiologist:

thiasthedark:

milkshakes-the-cat:

ohthatjosh:

1000000000wuts:

the-jolly-red-medic:

whelk-gruuuuuuuu:

ludicrouscupcake:

space-cops:

a-weeping-angel-just:

yugoslavic:

potatosugoi:

did you try turning it on and off

scrape the burnt bits off it’ll be fine 

Duct tape should work

did you try blowing on it

unplug it, wait five minutes, then plug it back in.

are you sure it’s even plugged in at all

if you wipe away the excess with a dry cloth it should be okay

Just go to system settings and click the “Reset to Default” and everything will be all right.

did you clear your history?


What you need is a malware finder.

Try F6.

did you try rubbing it with alcohol?
life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats



#DEAD